“- Harry Winslow: She hates me.
- Xhabbo: Woman's like a tree. Harry must not judge tree by flowers, but by fruit.”

Ethan Embry - Harry Winslow
Sarel Bok - Xhabbo

“Sometimes I think you should've been born during the Spanish Inquisition.”

Charlize Theron - Helga Svelgen

“Women are always saying it's not the fact that you left, it's the way that you did it. It's not that you fuck around, it's that you lie about it. You're all so full of shit.”

Dennis Quaid - Jack Faulkner

“Women always feel like they're being stared at and judged, and rightfully so.”
Rob Schneider

“Juries can sometimes be very stupid, and it's just as well not to worry them with more evidence than they can conveniently deal with.”
James Stephenson - Howard Joyce