“- Book Man: You! You're a cop, you gotta help me!
- Larry Doyle: Sorry, mein fuhrer, I'm off duty.”
Don Perry - Book Man
Kevin Pollak - Larry Doyle

“- Judy Neutron: I don't care how advanced they say they are. If your father and I haven't met them, they're strangers. Right, Hugh?
- Hugh Neutron: Yeah, well, except for policemen. They're there to help you.”

Megan Cavanagh - Judy Neutron
Mark DeCarlo - Hugh Neutron

“- Leah: So you can't protect me?
- Detective Hansen: I'm doing everything I can within the law.
- Leah: I want my life back and I'm not just going to roll over.”
Sanaa Lathan - Leah
Holt McCallany - Detective Hansen

“You policemen are always in such a hurry. As if dead men didn't have all eternity.”

Claude Rains - Sir John Talbot

“- Walter Neff: What do the police figure?
- Barton Keyes: That he got tangled up in his crutches and fell off the train. They're satisfied. It's not their dough.”

Fred MacMurray - Walter Neff
Edward G. Robinson - Barton Keyes