“You can't kneel down in the middle of a highway and live to talk about it.”
Morgan Freeman - God

"Film fans were saddened by the news that actor Neville Sinclair was killed in a tragedy when flaming debris fell on his touring car". That's terrible! That was a nice car.

Alan Arkin - Peevy

“- Hudson Hawk: You're supposed to be all cracked up at the bottom of the hill!
- Tommy Five-Tone: Airbags! Can you fucking believe it?
- Anna Baragli: You're supposed to be blown up into fiery chunks of flesh!
- Tommy Five-Tone: Sprinkler system set up in the back!”

Bruce Willis - Hudson Hawk
Danny Aiello - Tommy Five-Tone
Andie MacDowell - Anna Baragli

- Shelly: Oh, shit.
- Vera: "Oh, shit" is right! Let's get outta here!

Larry Zerner - Shelly
Catherine Parks - Vera

“- Jeremy Collier: You told me that more people die in car-wrecks each year than died in Vietnam.
- Bob Collier: Well, I may have said that...
- Jeremy Collier: Not 'may have', did!”

Emilio Estevez - Jeremy Collier
Martin Sheen - Bob Collier