“For as long as I can remember I always wanted to be a gangster. To me that was better than being president of the United States. To be a gangster was to own the world.”
Ray Liotta - Henry Hill

“- Titch: I'd wish for a puppy.
- Ergo: Only one puppy? If you're wishing why not wish for a hundred?
- Titch: Only want one.
- Ergo: Well that's a foolish wish. And you, Rell, what would you wish for?
- Rell the Cyclops: Ignorance.”
Graham McGrath - Titch
David Battley - Ergo
Bernard Bresslaw - Cyclops

“- Steve Dodds: Ro-ads. Ro-ods.
- Mike Donnelly: Quiet back there! I've taken enough guff from you for one day!
[turns to state trooper]
- Mike Donnelly: Raving psycho! Butchered 400 chickens and screwed a beagle. I'm taking him back to Nevada where he's wanted for banging horses!”

David Spade - Steve Dodds
Chris Farley - Mike Donnelly

“I'd like a chance to shoot at an educated man once in my life.”
Robert Duvall - Augustus 'Gus' McCrae

“I want to marry a pilot. I want to live my life overseas. The wife of an aviator.”
Lisa Blount - Lynette Pomeroy