“- Labia: Was it as good for you as it was for me?
- Testiculi: I didn't expect the earth to move, but I at least expected you to.
- Labia: You're so romantic...”

Sally Patience - Labia
Des Mangan - Testiculi

“The amazing thing about change is that everyone can do it. Even the people you least expect it from.”
Ellen Muth - Jane

“I wrap the cake up in my vomit bag, and voila!... Breakfast! Conservation, Managing resources... that is the key to Baseball.”

Daniel Stern - Brickma

“I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favorite. You see we lease it back from the company we sold it to and that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.”
Michael Palin - Hospital Administrator

You and I are gonna be the greatest musical manager team since Jessica Simpson and her father. Only you and I get to "mreow" and they can't, 'cause it's illegal. I looked it up.
Anna Faris - Samantha James