“- Benjamin Franklin Rodriguez: Man, you think too much! I bet you get straight A's and shit!
- Scotty Smalls: No, I got a B once. Well, actually it was an A minus but it should have been a B.
- Benjamin Franklin Rodriguez: Man, this is baseball, you gotta stop thinking! Just have fun. If you were having fun, you would have caught that ball!”
Mike Vitar - Benjamin Franklin Rodriguez
Tom Guiry - Scotty Smalls

“Start using your head. That's the lump that's three feet above your ass.
[Evelyn starts to cry]
Are you crying? Are you crying? Are you crying? There's no crying! There's no crying in baseball!”

Tom Hanks - Jimmy Dugan

“- Robo-Brenda: I look just like you! Only prettier... hey, I bet we even share brain waves! Are you thinking about gelato? Cause I am!
- Dr. Brenda Bradford: Ok... I'm going to go find John.
- Robo-Brenda: Aw... well, don't you wanna hang out?”
Joely Fisher - Robobrenda
Joely Fisher - Brenda

- Maj. Don West: You know, I'm thinking this is your "kiss for luck" situation.
- Dr. Judy Robinson: Thinking. Not your strong point, is it?
Matt LeBlanc - Maj. Don West
Heather Graham - Dr. Judy Robinson

“If only I was born Italian... all the best Yankees are Italian. My mother makes spaghetti with ketchup, what chance do I have?”

Jonathan Silverman - Eugene Morris Jerome