“If we're no more than animals, then we must snatch each little scrap of happiness, and live and suffer and pass, mattering no more than all the other animals do or have done.”
Raymond Massey - Oswald Cabal

“Did you know gorillas burp when they're happy?”
Josh Gad - Olaf

“- Helen 'Mama' Boucher: Bobby, deh ever catch dat gorilla that busted outa da zoo and punched you in da eye?
- Robert 'Bobby' Boucher Jr.: No Mama, the search continues.”
Kathy Bates - Helen 'Mama' Boucher
Adam Sandler - Robert 'Bobby' Boucher Jr.

“My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.”
Adam Sandler - Robert 'Bobby' Boucher Jr.

“- Motorcycle Cop: Do you know what the penalty for animal cruelty is in this state?
- Clark Griswold: No, sir, I don't.
- Motorcycle Cop: Well... it's probably pretty stiff.”
James Keach - Motorcycle Cop
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold