“- Shaun: [about Ed] Oh, he sells a bit of weed every now and again, you know. You've sold puff.
- Pete: Yeah. Once. At college. To you.”
Simon Pegg - Shaun
Peter Serafinowicz - Pete

“- Edward Lewis: I don't sell the whole company, I break it up into pieces, and then I sell that off, it's worth more than the whole.
- Vivian Ward: So, it's sort of like, um… stealing cars and selling 'em for parts, right?
- Edward Lewis: Yeah, sort of. But legal.”
Richard Tiffany Gere - Edward Lewis
Julia Roberts - Vivian Ward

“We are all now officially international drug smugglers. Add it to the resume.”
Jason Sudeikis - David Clark

“- Dr. Klein: Let me ask you something. What would you do if you had to change careers?
- Roy Waller: You mean if I wasn't an antiques broker?
- Dr. Klein: If you weren't a criminal.”
Bruce Altman - Dr. Klein
Nicolas Cage - Roy Waller

“- Paris: Paris P. Olgilvie. Antiquities dealer, entrepreneur.
- Riddick: Richard B. Riddick. Escaped convict. Murderer.”
Lewis Fitz-Gerald - Paris P. Ogilvie
Vin Diesel - Richard B. Riddick