“- Rosaleen: Jesus, what big teeth you have!
- Huntsman: All the better to eat you with.”

Sarah Patterson - Rosaleen
Micha Bergese - Huntsman

“- Buzz Kurtis: Every time you open your mouth, what happens?
- Abercrombie: I eat.”
Bud Abbott - Buzz Kurtis
Lou Costello - Abercrombie

“- Carolyn Carmichael: Wendell, please close your mouth when you chew!
- Wendell: Why can't you let me eat in peace for once?
- Carolyn Carmichael: Because you disturbing the peace! You eat like a pig and chew like a cow!”
Alfre Woodard - Carolyn Carmichael
Sharif Rashed - Wendell

“- Rusty Sabich: Don't eat standing up. Sit down.
- Nat Sabich: Food goes down easier. It has the help of gravity.
- Barbara Sabich: Oh, God. We've got another lawyer.”
Harrison Ford - Rusty Sabich
Jesse Bradford - Nat Sabich
Bonnie Bedelia - Barbara Sabich

“You see this badge? You see this gun? You see this gooey, white saccus membranous 'round my personhood?... Well, you dealin' with a white blood cell here! I should be out in the veins, fighting disease, not in the mouth on tartar control.”
Chris Rock - Osmosis Jones