“Behind every great man there is a woman, and thank heaven I have Lillian Oglethorpe because, quite frankly, I enjoy the shade.”
John Turturro - Roland T. Flakfizer

“- Don Lope: It's true that there are no longer men of my kind. Of our kind.
- Don Zenón: One thing that has not changed between yesterday and today. The taste for ladies.
- Don Lope: I totally agree, but today there is so much effeminacy.”
Fernando Rey - Don Lope
José María Caffarel - Don Zenón

“- Anya: I know you like me. I've seen you looking at my breasts.
- Xander Harris: No offense, but when a guy does that, it just means his eyes are open.”
Emma Caulfield Ford - Anya
Nicholas Brendon - Xander Harris

“You know how some men like women's legs, some like big breasts, some like long hair? Know what I like? I like butts. Men's beautiful behinds. You know what I like to do to gorgeous butts? I like to squeeze them, pinch them and caress them.”

Dana Delany - Lisa

“- Rachel: Having a bad day?
- MacArthur Stern: No, I'm having a terrible day. Say something nice to me, will ya, please.
- Rachel: You have very strong lookin' thighs for a white man.”
S. Epatha Merkerson - Rachel
Gene Hackman - MacArthur Stern