“Behind every great man there is a woman, and thank heaven I have Lillian Oglethorpe because, quite frankly, I enjoy the shade.”
John Turturro - Roland T. Flakfizer

“- Don Lope: It's true that there are no longer men of my kind. Of our kind.
- Don Zenón: One thing that has not changed between yesterday and today. The taste for ladies.
- Don Lope: I totally agree, but today there is so much effeminacy.”
Fernando Rey - Don Lope
José María Caffarel - Don Zenón

“- Anya: I know you like me. I've seen you looking at my breasts.
- Xander Harris: No offense, but when a guy does that, it just means his eyes are open.”
Emma Caulfield Ford - Anya
Nicholas Brendon - Xander Harris

“You know how some men like women's legs, some like big breasts, some like long hair? Know what I like? I like butts. Men's beautiful behinds. You know what I like to do to gorgeous butts? I like to squeeze them, pinch them and caress them.”

Dana Delany - Lisa

“- Elaine Mozell: Don't ever think that you can get their attention.
- Young Joan: Whose?
- Elaine Mozell: The men. Who write the reviews. Who run the publishing houses. Who edit the magazines. The ones who decide who gets to be taken seriously, who gets to be put up on a pedestal for the rest of their lives.”
Elizabeth McGovern - Elaine Mozell
Annie Starke - Young Joan