“- Constance: How horrid. And who turns out to have done it?
- Morris Weissman: Oh, I couldn't tell you that. It would spoil it for you.
- Constance: Oh, but none of us will see it.”

Maggie Smith - Constance Trentham
Bob Balaban - Morris Weissman

“- Robert Englund: I think they'd like to see us together again.
- Heather Langenkamp: In what, a romantic comedy?
- Robert Englund: Just because it's a love story doesn't mean it can't have a decapitation or two.”

Robert Englund - Robert Englund
Heather Langenkamp - Heather Langenkamp

“As your lawyer, I advise you to get control of it fast. A character from one of your productions on the loose? Who knows what he's capable of? Robbery? Murder? I see lawsuits.”
John Rothman - Mr. Hirsch's Lawyer

- Nicki Brand: What's this? "Videodrome"?
- Max Renn: Torture. Murder.
- Nicki Brand: Sounds great.
- Max Renn: Ain't exactly sex.
- Nicki Brand: Says who?
Debbie Harry - Nicki Brand
James Woods - Max Renn

“Over there in that house is a kid who thinks you are the greatest, and it's not because you're a Space Ranger, pal, it's because you're a toy. You are his toy!”

Tom Hanks - Woody