“- Justice Dan Snow: She wants me to disqualify myself because I won't go down there and sit through that pile of crap?
- Chief Justice Crawford: Uh, well, uh...
- Justice Dan Snow: So its crap. What if it is crap? That's not the point. Crap's got the right to be crap.
- Chief Justice Crawford: Drop the legal language, Dan.”
Walter Matthau - Dan Snow
Barnard Hughes - Chief Justice James Jefferson Crawford

- Marla Stewart: Could you say one sentence without the word "fuck" in it?
- Capt. Gregory Fanducci: Sorry. Would you like a Pez?
- Marla Stewart: No.
- Capt. Gregory Fanducci: Best fucking candy in the world!
Joan Severance - Marla Stewart
Peter Riegert - Capt. Gregory Fanducci

“I'm a Christian, Beck. I'm sure that seems like probably a joke to you, but I find your language personally offensive.”

William Forsythe - Arthur Kressler

- Tony: Hey, she's pretty sweet kiddo, Butch. You take a Tony's advice and settle down with this-a one, eh?
- Lady: "This-a one"?
- Tramp: This-a one... this-a... Oh! Tony, you know. He's-a not-a speak-a English-a pretty good.
George Givot - Tony
Barbara Luddy - Lady
Larry Roberts - Tramp

“- Johnny Murata: What did that mean?
- Chris Kenner: Roughly translated, out of the frying pan and boned up the ass with a red-hot poker.
- Johnny Murata: There you have it.”

Brandon Lee - Johnny Murata
Dolph Lundgren - Sgt. Chris Kenner