“- Seymour Flint: You know, I've never known any old people before.
- Grace Quigley: Neither had I until one day I looked around and discovered I was one.”
Nick Nolte - Seymour Flint
Katharine Hepburn - Grace Quigley

“Your mother’s so old that her breast milk is powdered.”
Marlon Wayans - Marcus Copeland

“- Alex: That's quite a buffet you have there.
- Bea: Thank you, Mr. President.”

Allen Covert - Alex
Shirley Knight - Bea

“I'm too young to be old and too old to be young.”
Kathy Bates - Evelyn Couch

“- Kee Nang: She's over 300 years old.
- Chandler Jarrell: How do you manage something like that?
- Kee Nang: One of her ancestors was raped by a dragon.
- Chandler Jarrell: Does that happen a lot where you come from?”
Charlotte Lewis - Kee Nang
Eddie Murphy - Chandler Jarrell