“- Rebecca Taylor: Sam! My water broke!
- Samuel Faulkner: Well, we'll get you another one!”
Julianne Moore - Rebecca Taylor
Hugh Grant - Samuel Faulkner

“- Scary Spice: Does anyone know how to deliver a baby?
- Ginger Spice: Don't worry, I know all about home delivery.
- Scary Spice: Yeah, right.
- Ginger Spice: Well, I read it in a book. Okay, the first thing to do is put your legs together!
- Scary Spice: Well that's a bit late! She should have done that nine months ago!”

Melanie Brown - Scary Spice
Geri Horner - Ginger Spice

“I remember before I was born, wounded up like a fur ball in the highly overrated fetal position, luckily I'm not claustrophobic, but on rainy days I still felt a tightness in my left shoulder. So now that my stepmother's pregnant, I understand what the baby's going through, and I'm not jealous at all, really, not at all.”
Anna Chlumsky - Vada Sultenfuss

“- Idgie Threadgoode: It's a boy!
- Reverend Scroggins: I think a little prayer of thanksgiving would be in order.
- Idgie Threadgoode: God dammit to hell, son of a bitch, she did it! Here's to Ruth.”
Mary Stuart Masterson - Idgie Threadgoode
Richard Riehle - Reverend Scroggins

“- Hospital Administrator: What are you doing this morning?
- Obstetrician: It's a birth.
- Hospital Administrator: And what sort of thing is that?
- Dr. Spencer: Well, that's where we take a new baby out of a lady's tummy.
- Hospital Administrator: Wonderful what we can do nowadays.”
Michael Palin - Hospital Administrator
Graham Arthur Chapman - Obstetrician
Graham Arthur Chapman - Dr. Spencer