“- Louie Kritski: Here, run this up to the house, and here's a fin.
- Tito: Thank you.
- Louie Kritski: Thank you? That's it? That's five dollars I gave you.
- Tito: Thank you, master, thank you master.
- Louie Kritski: Fuck you, kid.
- Tito: Fuck you too.”
Joe Pesci - Louie Kritski
Kenn Michael - Tito

“- Ty Webb: I don't play golf, for money, against people.
- Al Czervik: What are you, religious or something?
- Ty Webb: You might say that.”
Chevy Chase - Ty Webb
Rodney Dangerfield - Al Czervik

“- Papa Hussein: This damn country has done us in. That's why I'm like this. We should be there. Home.
- Uncle Nasser: But that country's been sodomised by religion. It's beginning to interfere with the making of money. Compared with everywhere... it's a little heaven, here.”
Roshan Seth - Papa Hussein
Saeed Jaffrey - Uncle Nasser

“My father was fond of saying you need three things in life - a good doctor, a forgiving priest, and a clever accountant. The first two, I've never had much use for.”
Liam Neeson - Oskar Schindler

“- Ace: Chambers, you little faggot. This is your last chance. What do you say, kid?
- Chris: Why don't you go home and fuck your mother some more?
- Ace: You're dead.”
Kiefer Sutherland - Ace Merrill
River Phoenix - Chris Chambers