“- Jack Terry: I'm trying to save our asses!
- Sally: I'll look after my own ass, thank you.”
John Travolta - Jack
Nancy Allen - Sally

“You better start learning to live with yourself, because we ain't gonna get rescued.”

Chris Furrh - Jack Merridew

“I don't know. I can't figure women out. Today, they're... independent. They only think about themselves. Why, during sex, Vanessa, she used to scream out her own name!”
Rodney Dangerfield - Thornton Melon

“- Captain Cummings: Well, surely you don't mind my holding your hand?
- Lady Lou: It ain't heavy - I can hold it myself.”
Cary Grant - Captain Cummings
Mae West - Lady Lou

“Ladies, you have to be strong and independent, and remember, don't get mad, get everything.”

Ivana Trump - Herself