“- Jack Terry: I'm trying to save our asses!
- Sally: I'll look after my own ass, thank you.”
John Travolta - Jack
Nancy Allen - Sally

“You better start learning to live with yourself, because we ain't gonna get rescued.”

Chris Furrh - Jack Merridew

“Ladies, you have to be strong and independent, and remember, don't get mad, get everything.”

Ivana Trump - Herself

“That girl worries me a lot, Chief. Whatever happened to the regulations regarding female agents? They're supposed to be unmarried, without dependence and willing to fool around a lot.”
Don Adams - Maxwell Smart

“I don't know. I can't figure women out. Today, they're... independent. They only think about themselves. Why, during sex, Vanessa, she used to scream out her own name!”
Rodney Dangerfield - Thornton Melon