“- Inspector Arthur Steed: My job is to enforce the law.
- Maud Watts: It all means nothing to me, I’ve had no say in making it the law.”
Brendan Gleeson - Inspector Arthur Steed
Carey Mulligan - Maud Watts

“- Judith: Ok, then. No more sex!
- Darren: What?
- Judith: You're not allowed to go down on me for a month!
[Darren is about to speak, but Judith cuts him off]
- Judith: Don't make me take away your masturbation privileges!”
Amanda Peet - Judith
Jason Biggs - Darren

“- Gaston: Say you'll marry me!
- Belle: I'm very sorry, Gaston but I just don't deserve you!”
Richard White - Gaston
Paige O'Hara - Belle

“- Sgt. Tony Meserve: You're taking your turn in there.
- Eriksson: No! I'm raping nobody!”
Sean Penn - Sgt. Tony Meserve
Michael J. Fox - Eriksson

“- Clarence Hill: It sounds like a simple misunderstanding to me. Now... Zeke'll buy Miller a bottle of Cutty, and we'll forget the whole thing.
- Zeke: Zeke is not buying nobody a goddamn thing! And you haven't shit for a steward, Hill!
- Clarence Hill: Maybe you don't belong in this union!
- Zeke: Maybe you're right!”

Lane Smith - Clarence Hill
Richard Pryor - Zeke