“- Mike: So Mark, how you doin' old man?
- Mark: Fuck! I'm not old, motherfucker.
- Mike: Oh no, I just... no, I mean... you're older than anyone else here.
- Mark: It depends on how you look at it. I'm young in my heart! Younger then any of these assholes over there.”
Jason Segel - Mike
Til Schweiger - Mark

“He was an old man in a young girl's world.”

Diane Lane - Corinne Burns

“- Gibbs: And what makes you think you're worthy to crew the Black Pearl?
- Very Old Man: Truth be told, I've never sailed a day in me life. I think I should get out and see the world while I'm still young.
- Gibbs: You'll do, make your mark. Next!”

Keira Knightley - Gibbs
Derrick O'Connor - Very Old Man

“- Rat: What's the worst part about being old, Alvin?
- Alvin Straight: Well, the worst part of being old is rememberin' when you was young.”
Bill McCallum - Rat
Richard Farnsworth - Alvin

What are they gonna put on your tombstone? "Here lies a man, 27 years old. He died, but he ain't no punk." Hey man, that's bullshit. Ok? You know when you die? When you're 89... got your children and your grandchildren around the bed... that's cool. It ain't cool to die at 27.
Richard Pryor - Sugar Ray