“I didn't poison your dog, Norman. If you knew me better, you'd know it's not my style. I'd have shot him.”

Danny DeVito - John Leary

Have you seen these little freaks? What happened! With the black nail polish, black lipstick, black eyeliner, black hair, and Liquid Paper-white face. I'm sorry, didn't we used to call that "Halloween"?

Bill Engvall - Bill Engvall

“Your look is not spring. Your look is nuclear-fucking-winter.”
Scott Cohen - Mike Mansfield

“Style always wins out in the end.”
Michael Feast - Cecil

“- Cell Guard: Put that on. You're having dinner with Steranko in ten minutes.
- Michael Corben: Jerk. If he thinks I'm wearin' this army surplus reject, he can forget it. It's not my style.
- Mariska: Michael, number one, this is a very nice Armani suit. And number two, you have no style.”

John Tench - Cell Guard
Richard Grieco - Michael Corben
Gabrielle Anwar - Mariska