“In this country they drive on the wrong side of the road.”

Sir Michael Caine - Charlie Croker

“I'd just been knocked unconscious and now an American, who'd never driven a stick shift, was driving my car down the wrong side of the road.”
Joseph Fiennes - Laurence

“After all, what is the United States? A charming cocktail of Irish and Jews. Very spectacular; but very childish. And England? A few old ladies wearing their grandfathers' leather britches.”
Walter Slezak - Major Erich von Keller

“- Chon Wang: The English are not very friendly. What did they lose?
- Roy O'Bannon: A little thing called the American Revolution. They came over with about a million men. We had a bunch of farmers with pitchforks and beat 'em like a drum.”
Jackie Chan - Chon Wang
Owen Wilson - Roy O'Bannon

“- Patrick Dennis: Is the English lady sick, Auntie Mame?
- Auntie Mame: She's not English, darling... she's from Pittsburgh.
- Patrick Dennis: She sounded English.
- Auntie Mame: Well, when you're from Pittsburgh, you have to do something.”
Jan Handzlik - Patrick Dennis
Rosalind Russell - Mame Dennis