“- Mildred Hubble: I made the wrong potion.
- Miss Cackle, Agatha: And?
- Mildred Hubble: Instead of laughing... I disappeared.
- Miss Cackle, Agatha: Oh dear, Mildred. Oh, dear, dear, dear. You must be the worst witch in the entire school. My words seem to go in one ear and out the other.”
Fairuza Balk - Mildred Hubble
Charlotte Rae - Miss Cackle

“- Chloe: What do you know about us? We have green skin, wear pointy hats and got burned to the stake at Salem!
- Kaulder: Salem was wrong, those women were innocent!”
Rose Leslie - Chloe
Vin Diesel - Kaulder

- Vida: Sheriff Dullard.
- Sheriff Dollard: It's Dollard... with an "o".
- Vida: Well, it says "Dullard" on your badge.
- Sheriff Dollard: It's a misprint!
Patrick Swayze - Vida
Chris Penn - Sheriff Dollard

“- Naomi: Mike.
- Mike O'Donnell: Nyomi.
- Naomi: Nay-omi.
- Mike O'Donnell: I don't care.”
Nicole Sullivan - Naomi
Zac Efron - Mike O'Donnell

“- Severen: I'm your worst fuckin' nightmare. Severen.
- Homer: And I'm Homer. That's H-O-M-E-R. Mispronounce it and I wouldn't wanna be you.”
Bill Paxton - Severen
Joshua John Miller - Homer