“- Neal: What about Santa's reindeer? Have you ever seen a reindeer fly?
- Charlie: Yes.
- Neal: Well, I haven't.
- Charlie: Have you ever seen a million dollars?
- Neal: No.
- Charlie: Just because you can't see something, doesn't mean it doesn't exist.”
Judge Reinhold - Neal
Eric Lloyd - Charlie

“- Emma Murdoch: If it was all you knew, maybe it would be a comfort.
- Mr. Hand: But if you were to discover something different... something better.”

Jennifer Lynn Connelly - Emma Murdoch
Richard O'Brien - Mr. Hand

“- Peterson: You mean Mrs. Chelm is an unqualified liar?
- Billy Dannreuther: Well, let's say she uses her imagination rather than her memory.”
Robert Morley - Peterson
Humphrey Bogart - Billy Dannreuther

“To say yes to one instant, is to say yes to all of existence.”
Otto Hofmann - Otto Hofmann

“- Mosquito: What if, like, we're just these tiny things... and we're just, like, part of this whole other huge universe... that's, like, so big we don't even know it exists?
- Lady Bug Passing By: Man, that is so deep.”
April Winchell - Lady Bug Passing By