“- Romy White: Swear to God, sometimes I wish I was a lesbian.
- Michele Weinberger: Do you want to try to have sex sometime just to see if we are?
- Romy White: What? Yeah, right, Michelle. Just the idea of having sex with another woman creeps me out. But if we're not married by the time we're 30, ask me again.”
Mira Sorvino - Romy White
Lisa Kudrow - Michele Weinberger

- Victoria Grant: Let me ask you a question.
- Carole "Toddy" Todd: You want to know if I'm a homosexual.
- Victoria Grant: No. I want to know if you're a hypochondriac.
Julie Andrews - Victoria Grant
Robert Preston - Carole "Toddy" Todd

“- Interviewer: Heterosexual?
- Parker: Can I ask you something? Are you a faggot? See, you asked me if I was heterosexual; I asked you the same question, only I was clear about the answer I was looking for.”
Neil Pollock - Interviewer
Ryan Phillippe - Mr. Parker

“- Farmer Ted: Just answer me one question.
- Samantha: Yes, you're a total fag.
- Farmer Ted: [laughs] That's not the question.”
Anthony Michael Hall - Farmer Ted
Molly Ringwald - Samantha

“He ain't all there is he?”

Dermot Mulroney - Dirty Steve Stephens