“I was an aerospace engineer. I helped design the Galileo space station. I dream it's orbiting Earth forever, with a dozen human skeletons all grinning at each other. Laughing at us down here.”
Ron McLarty - Old George

“- O'Niel: Did you do autopsies?
- Lazarus: No.
- O'Niel: Why not?
- Lazarus: In the first place, the company wanted the bodies shipped out as quickly as possible. In the second place, when a person exposes themselves to zero-pressure atmosphere, there isn't a whole lot left to inspect. In the third place, you're becoming a nuisance.”
Sir Sean Connery - O'Niel
Frances Sternhagen - Lazarus

Some cupcake named "Cane" decided that he didn't need an environment suit. They're still sponging him off the elevator walls.
Norman Chancer - Slater

“- Otto: Are you telling me you don't have a social security number?
- Beldar Conehead: Correct.
- Otto: Why not?
- Beldar Conehead: I am an illegal alien.”
Sinbad - Otto
Dan Aykroyd - Beldar Conehead

“I can't fill up a space shuttle with geriatrics!”
James Cromwell - Bob Gerson