I'm some kid from Ohio, reading fashion magazines, looking at your picture and thinking I'm supposed to look like that. And going fucking crazy because I don't. Because nobody told me it was a lie. Because the magazine doesn't come with a label that says "Caution: this is a lie. Nobody looks like this". Not even you.

Adina Porter - Girl at Group Therapy

“- Mollie Malloy: Aren't they inhuman?
- Hildy Johnson: I know. They're newspapermen.
- Mollie Malloy: All they've been doing is lying. All they've been doing is writing lies. Why won't they listen to me?”
Helen Mack - Mollie Malloy
Rosalind Russell - Hildy Johnson

“- Annabelle Lee: Why didn't you enlist?
- Johnnie Gray: They wouldn't take me.
- Annabelle Lee: Please don't lie, I don't want you to speak to me again until you are in uniform.”
Marion Mack - Annabelle Lee
Buster Keaton - Johnnie Gray

“There's an army depending on us for the truth. You can lie to anyone else. Never lie to a Ranger.”
Derek Luke - Curtis

“Posh cunts telling thick cunts to kill poor cunts. That's the army for you. It's all a lie.”
Richard Dormer - Eamon