“- Candi: If they get married, I'll do the shower.
- Jade: I'll do the pictures.
- Roxana: I do groomsmen.”
Sarah Murdoch - Candi
Shalom Harlow - Jade
Ivana Miličević - Roxana

“Marriage is the promise of eternal love. As a man of honor I cannot promise eternally what I've never felt momentarily.”
Hugh Jackman - Leopold

“Now place the ring on his hand. A ring is like a circle, it goes on forever. It's not like a triangle, triangle have corners. It's like a circle.”
Rob Schneider - Asian Minister

“You are confusing bets and marriages, madame. One must always honor a bet.”
Colin Firth - Valmont

“- Alan Dershowitz: Well, a priest is the ideal witness: it's like getting the word of God.
- Claus von Bülow: I checked. God is unavailable.”
Ron Silver - Alan Dershowitz
Jeremy Irons - Claus von Bülow