“- Wagner: What'd you order this stuff for? You don't look like the painting type to me.
- Charley Butts: You wouldn't know talent if it looked you in the face.
- Wagner: Well I'm looking you in the face and I don't see jack shit.”
David Cryer - Wagner
Larry Hankin - Charley Butts

“- Lumiere: Impress her with your rapier wit.
- Mrs. Potts: But be gentle.
- Lumiere: Shower her with compliments.
- Mrs. Potts: But be sincere.
- Lumiere: And above all.
- Lumiere, Mrs. Potts: You must control your temper!”

Jerry Orbach - Lumiere
Dame Angela Lansbury - Mrs. Potts

“Temper, temper, Bowers!”
Bette Davis - Mrs. Van Schuyler

“- Nick: Am I the kind of guy who loses his temper?
- Deborah: Please! You smashed the mime in the jaw!
- Nick: I gave him 100 bucks...”
Woody Allen - Nick
Bette Midler - Deborah

“- Del Griffith: You're in a pretty lousymood, huh?
- Neal Page: To say the least.
- Del Griffith: You ever travel by bus before?
[Neal Page shakes his head]
- Del Griffith: Hmm. Your mood's probably not going to improve much.”
John Candy - Del Griffith
Steve Martin - Neal Page