“- Scott Fields: See over there, where the Texaco garage is? My grandfather's castle used to be there.
- Debbie: What?
- Scott Field: They shipped it brick by brick from Ozynekimaka,near Tokyo. Yeah, they paid half a million Pounds for that. Of course, I'm lying throu' my teeth.”
Des Brady - Scott Fields
Zoe Teverson - Debbie

“- Sergeant Lee: Well, that's a nice watch, show me that. Where'd you get that?
- Garcia: My father, uh, gave it to me.
- Sergeant Lee: Your father gave it to you? He must be quite a guy. What's he do?
- Garcia: He's a barber.
- Sergeant Lee: Barber? Gee, he must cut a lot of hair.”

Scott Glenn - Sergeant Lee
Michael Peña - Garcia

“Is she really Princess not-so-bright or is she pretending?”
Nora Dunn - Ellita Sanchez

“He knows it took billions of years to put it there, and taking it out at the rate we're going, there won't be any oil left in the good U.S.A.”

Spencer Tracy - Square John Sand

“The point is there's a gulf in this country; an ever-widening abyss between the people who have stuff, and the people who don't have shit. It's like this big hole in the ground, as big as the fucking Grand Canyon, and what's come pouring out is an eruption of rage, and the rage creates violence, and the violence is real.”

Steve Martin - Davis