“Her father dies, and I'm like, baby come on we're going to the nursing home. And she see's all these old men like pick me pick me. She wanted a black one, but I was like keep it simple, that's my motto.”
Ron White - Himself

“Remember, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm. As you grow older you will discover that you have two hands. One for helping yourself, the other for helping others.”
Audrey Hepburn

“There’s only one rule: you save your own ass.”
Sean Penn - Kleinfeld

“I was just trying to warn her that she is gonna have to help herself. She just doesn't seem to have any idea how serious this situation is, now does she? She doesn't have the vaguest idea.”

Tess Harper - Chick Boyle

“A man makes his own way. No one gives it to you. You have to take it.”
Jack Nicholson - Frank Costello