“You been with a woman, Zophael? It's like dying... you moan, cry out. You get to a spot that has you begging for release. Once, I was an Angel of Death... now, I die every day... when I have the cash.”
Christopher Walken - Gabriel

“This could be our last night on Earth. You don't want to die a virgin, do you?”
Devon Gummersall - Philip

“Don't have sex, because you will get pregnant and die! Don't have sex in the missionary position, don't have sex standing up, just don't do it, ok, promise?”
Dwayne Hill - Coach Carr

“At your age, you're going to have a lot of urges. You're going to want to take off your clothes, and touch each other. But if you do touch each other, you will get chlamydia... and die.”
Dwayne Hill - Coach Carr

“The story has it all - death, sex, and God.”

Jack Gilpin - Gordon Bloom