“He has that kind of cleverness you'll sometimes find in the middle classes. A cheap sort of intelligence, but effective nevertheless.”

Ian Richardson - Sir Charles Warren

“- Quint: I've learned to appreciate the finer things in life. I even travel with my own wine. You never know the quality you may encounter at a soiree.
- Fran: [smells the wine and coughs] Very classy.
- Quint: [takes a swig out of the wine bottle] Mm-hmm. I'm into class. It's my new thing.”
Cort McCown - Quint
Ami Dolenz - Fran

“They are sublimely clever. And they are intelligent as well. My indictments to that race are stronger and heavier because they are real, not uneducated ideology. They are arrogant and self-obsessed and calculating and reject the Christ and I will not have them pollute German blood!”

Colin Firth - Dr. Wilhelm Stuckart

“- Strom: What made you think that a dumb Polack like you could outsmart someone like me?
- Nick Pulovski: Well, it's just that the arrogant fucking Kraut like you was in the firing line.”
Raul Julia - Strom
Clint Eastwood - Nick Pulovski

“I'm smart, you're dumb. I’m big, you're little. I’m right, you're wrong, and there's nothing you can do about it.”
Danny DeVito - Mr. Wormwood