“In this country they drive on the wrong side of the road.”

Sir Michael Caine - Charlie Croker

“I hope he likes spaghetti, they serve it four times a day in the Italian prisons!”
Noel Pierce Coward - Mr. Bridger

“The Germans and the Italians couldn't get rid of us. There is absolutely no reason why we should surrender to the Scots.”
Maggie Smith - Lady Hester Random

“- British Consul: I can't believe your readers would be interested in our little ceremony.
- Connie Raynor: Oh, they are. Since Mussolini, we can't get enough of Italy.”
Michael Williams - British Consul
Tessa Pritchard - Connie Raynor

“- Anthony 'Tony' Cortino: Gianini... any Sicilian in you?
- Pepper Gianini: Not since last night.”
Jay Mohr - Anthony 'Tony' Cortino
Pamela Gidley - Pepper Gianini