“What if Andy gets another dinosaur? A mean one? I just don't think I can take that kind of rejection!”
Wallace Shawn - Rex

- Paul Morgan: I'm flattered, but I'm sorry, I'm not interested. You're not my type.
- Rachel Logan: I'm everyone's type! "I'm not your type"? A simple "I'm married" would have done you, scumbag. You are dead meat, pal.
Scott Bakula - Paul Morgan
Linda Hamilton - Rachel Logan

“- Jeremy Melton: Ummm, Paige, will you dance with me?
- Young Paige: I'd rather be boiled alive.”
Joel Palmer - Jeremy Melton
Chelcie Burgart - Young Paige

“- Emma Dinsmore: Does the fact that you called seventeen times last night with no response from me send any kind of signal to you?
- Alex Sheldon: I mean, I'm not an idiot. I figured you probably wanted to talk to me but that your machine was broken.”
Kate Hudson - Emma Dinsmore
Luke Wilson - Alex Sheldon

I walked over to her and I'm trying to relax her and calm her down and I said "I like your hair!" and she has this Southern accent and she says "My hair makes me closer to Jesus". I couldn't believe it! It looked like she had gone to an ice cream store to get her hair done!

Bonnie Hunt - Dr. Gail Holland