“- Richie: Clark! You kissed a girl before I did?
- Clark: This is way better than macaroni!”
David Spade - Richie
Jon Heder - Clark

“- Victor Thigpen: Ricky, think my mom's gonna like her?
- Ricky Wade: I don't know... but your dad's gonna love her!”

Brad Grunberg - Victor Thigpen
Corey Feldman - Ricky Wade

“- Johnny Storm: If we can't stop this, if it's really the end of the world... how are you going to spend your last few minutes?
- Ben Grimm: Part of me would like to go out fighting, but to tell you the truth, I think I'd like to spend my last few minutes holding onto Alicia.”
Chris Evans - Johnny Storm
Michael Chiklis - Ben Grimm

“- Joan Winfield: Don't you get lonesome being here all alone?
- Pop Tolliver: No, I like people. Not seeing many of them keeps me liking them.”
Bette Davis - Joan Winfield
Harry Davenport - Pop Tolliver

“- Lance Rogers: Doctor, I'm disappointed in my judgment. I'm beginning to like you.
- Doug Lee: Doctor, I'm just suffering a similar disillusionment. I'm beginning to suspect you're almost human yourself.”
Ralph Bellamy - Lance Rogers
Errol Flynn - Doug Lee