“- Crow T. Robot: Man, the universe is really cruisin'.
- Tom Servo: Hey, look, there's Taurus the bull.
- Mike Nelson: And right underneath him the constellation feces.
- Crow T. Robot: Hey, look, Orion's broke.”
Trace Beaulieu - Crow T. Robot
Kevin Murphy - Tom Servo
Michael J. Nelson - Mike Nelson

“- Exeter: They're concentrating all their attention on Metaluna. Those flashes of light - they're meteors. Hundreds of them! The intense heat is turning Metaluna into a radioactive sun. The temperature must be thousands of degrees by now.
- Crow T. Robot: Cooler by the lake.
- Exeter: A lifeless planet. And yet...
- Tom Servo: Rents are reasonable!”
Trace Beaulieu - Crow T. Robot
Kevin Murphy - Tom Servo

“Every galaxy I have traveled, all you species are the same. You all think you're the center of the universe. You have no idea...”
Mark Ryan - Lockdown

“By the year 2000 we had begun to over populate, pollute and poison our planet faster than we could clean it up. We ignored the problem for as long as we could. But we were kidding ourselves. By 2025, we knew we were in trouble. And began to desperately search for a new home - Mars.”
Carrie-Anne Moss - Bowman

“One hundred billion trillion planets in the cosmos. You want to know, don't you, why they keep coming here?”
Philip Anthony Hopkins - Sir Edmund Burton