“The only way to catch a doper is when you yourself become a smoker. The surest way to make them bleed is when you bust their ass and steal their weed.”
Stacy Keach - The Sarge Stedanko

“- Henry Roth: Ula! Get back to cleaning the pool! And if that's one of your special brownies, don't let any of the dolphins eat that!
- Ula: How do you think I get the dolphins to do double-flips and play with the white kids?”
Adam Sandler - Henry Roth
Rob Schneider - Ula

When you extend your tongues, you're saying to your enemies: "I'm gonna eat you".
Rawiri Paratene - Koro

“- Maxxx Orbison: Put your tongue in her mouth, for Christ's sake!
- Joe Young: How would Christ benefit from me putting my tongue in someone's mouth?”
Michael Dean Jacobs - Maxxx Orbison
Trey Parker - Joe Young

“- Cleopatra: I had to walk miles across the desert to the sea... to find the fishing boat that brought me to you. But just seeing you is magic, immortal Caesar.
- Julius Caesar: That's quite a speech. Your tongue is no longer bewitched by Caesar, eh?
- Cleopatra: No. It's my heart now.”
Claudette Colbert - Cleopatra
Warren William - Julius Caesar