“I know Maxwell Danforth very well; he killed my wife. Not with his bare hands, of course. The Danforths of the world don't murder that way. They use words like terminate, exterminate.”
Sir John Hurt - Lawrence Fassett

“Killing is wrong. And bad. There should be a new, stronger word for killing. Like badwrong, or badong. Yes, killing is badong. From this moment, I will stand for the opposite of killing: gnodab.”
Steve Oedekerk - Chosen One

“- Kenneth McCullers: You got any ideas how you wanna wax this guy?
- Steven Lardner: Can't you just say 'kill'? Ya always gotta romanticize it.”
K. Todd Freeman - Kenneth McCullers
Hank Azaria - Steven Lardner

- Myrtle Sousé: What's a six-letter word meaning "embezzlement"?
- Mrs. Hermisillo Brunch: Prison.

Una Merkel - Myrtle Sousé
Jessie Ralph - Mrs. Hermisillo Brunch

“- C.K. Dexter Haven: The moon is also a goddess, chaste and virginal.
- Tracy Lord: Stop using those foul words.”
Cary Grant - C. K. Dexter Haven
Katharine Hepburn - Tracy Lord