“He told them to look not at the facts, but at the meaning of the facts. Then he said the facts had no meaning.”

Billy Bob Thornton - Ed Crane

“- Austin Powers: Mr. Roboto is lying to us.
- Foxxy Cleopatra: Tell me something I don't know.
- Austin Powers: I open-mouth kissed a horse once.
- Foxxy Cleopatra: Say what?
- Austin Powers: That's something you don't know.”
Mike Myers - Austin Powers
Beyoncé - Foxxy Cleopatra

- Charlie Mackenzie: Hey Mom, I find it interesting that you refer to the Weekly World News as, "The paper." The paper contains facts.
- May Mackenzie: This paper contains facts. And this paper has the eighth highest circulation in the whole wide world. Right? Plenty of facts. "Pregnant man gives birth." That's a fact.
Mike Myers - Charlie Mackenzie
Brenda Fricker - May Mackenzie

“We change, that's all. You see, the guy I am now is not the guy I was then. If the guy I was then met the guy I am now he'd beat the shit out of me. Those are the facts.”
Matthew Lillard - Stevo

I learned the facts of life from watching "The Facts of Life"!
Jim Carrey - The Cable Guy