“Please excuse my father. It makes him feel young and powerful to treat us like idiot children.”
Aidan Quinn - Alfred Ludlow

“- Jackie Moon: Brought a secret weapon. It's going to make us look extra cool on Tv.
- Bee Bee Ellis: What the hell is that?
- Jackie Moon: It's eyeliner dummy. Now who's first? Monix?
- Monix: Oh yeah... let me get a fresh Maxi-Pad outta my purse.”
Will Ferrell - Jackie Moon
DeRay Davis - Bee Bee Ellis
Woody Harrelson - Monix

“You are much more of an asshole than you initially appear.”
Greta Gerwig - Brooke

“- Aladar: Hey, little guy! He looks just like me!
- Neera: Meet your dad. He's not as crazy as he looks.”

D.B. Sweeney - Aladar
Julianna Margulies - Neera

“- Roy: Headed to fat camp?
- Gerry: No... Why do you say that?
- Roy: 'Cause your fat... 'That your dad?
- Gerry: No... W-why do you say that?
- Roy: 'Cause he's fat too!
- Gerry: Well, so are you.
- Roy: I know, that's why I'm going to fat camp. I'm Roy.”
Kenan Thompson - Roy
Aaron Schwartz - Gerald 'Gerry' Garner