“- Jonathan Brewster: If you tell O'Hara what's in the window seat, I'll tell him what's in the cellar.
- Mortimer Brewster: Cellar?
- Jonathan Brewster: There's an elderly gentleman down there who seems to be very dead.”

Raymond Massey - Jonathan Brewster
Cary Grant - Mortimer Brewster

“Do you know more people die in the East Bay commute every three months than that idiot ever killed? He offed a few citizens, wrote a few letters, then faded into footnote.”

Robert Downey Jr. - Paul Avery

“Run Jenny, run... I'm coming to cut your fucking heart out.”
Christopher Fulford - Slater

“- Alex: If you eat my yogurt again, I'm gonna kill you. I'm gonna fucking kill you.
- Stuart: You make murder sound so sexual, Alex.”
Lara Flynn Boyle - Alex
Stephen Baldwin - Stuart

“- Daisy Domergue: Jesus Christ!
- Major Marquis Warren: Oh, you believe in Jesus now, huh, bitch? Good, 'cause you 'bout to meet him!”

Jennifer Jason Leigh - Daisy Domergue
Samuel L. Jackson - Major Marquis Warren