“Some animals were meant to carry each other, to live symbiotically for a lifetime - star crossed lovers, monogamous swans. We are not those animals.”

George Clooney - Ryan Bingham

“- Captain Cummings: Well, surely you don't mind my holding your hand?
- Lady Lou: It ain't heavy - I can hold it myself.”
Cary Grant - Captain Cummings
Mae West - Lady Lou

“I've had it with men. They are so fascinated by their own crap. It took me four years to get the last one out. These days my idea of a hot date is a long shower by myself before bed.”
Alfre Woodard - Lily

“I think the hardest thing about relationships with men is that they always want to be the ones in control. The minute a woman asserts herself and starts doing things that she wants to do, all that sweetheart business goes right out the window.”
Dana Plato - Jill Martin

“- Beverly Switzler: Howard may be a duck, but you people are animals! He's my boyfriend!
- 3rd Trucker: That's disgusting!
- Beverly Switzler: You don't make me proud to be a human!”
Lea Thompson - Beverly Switzler
Gary Littlejohn - 3rd Trucker