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“- Insp. Jacques Clouseau: It is against the leu for you to play your musical instrument.
- Blind Beggar: Leu?
- Insp. Jacques Clouseau: What?
- Blind Beggar: You say, it's against the leu?
- Insp. Jacques Clouseau: Yes. Unless you have a proper license.
- Blind Beggar: What kind of license?
- Insp. Jacques Clouseau: A license that permits the playing of any musical instrument in a public place for the purpose of commercial enterprise.
- Blind Beggar: Commercial enterprise?
- Insp. Jacques Clouseau: Yes. You play that thing and people give you the money.
- Blind Beggar: People give the monkey the money.
- Insp. Jacques Clouseau: It is the same.
- Blind Beggar: Oh, no. I am a musician and the monkey is a businessman. He doesn't tell me what to play, and I don't tel him what to do with his money.”
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