“Lesbian Nazi hookers abducted by UFOs and forced into weight loss programs... all next week on Town Talk.”

Weird Al - George Newman

“You're plenty original without having to order something weird to drink.”
Kate Beckinsale - Charlotte

“You know Carl, with all the cool ways to die around here, I'd rather not go by heart-attack.”
Brent Jefferson Lowe - Will

“- Harry Boland: What happens next time?
- Michael Collins: Next time, Harry, we won't play by their rules. We'll invent our own!”
Aidan Quinn - Harry Boland
Liam Neeson - Michael Collins

“Please don't call me a clever girl, Mr. Phillotson, there are too many of us about these days.”
Kate Winslet - Sue Bridehead