“Today, a paradise in the Swiss Alps, tomorrow, a wasteland. Compared to Clouseau, Attila the Hun was a Red Cross volunteer.”

Herbert Lom - Chief Insp. Charles Dreyfus

“- Mr. Sparks, the Tennis Pro: Do you feel that grip?
- Voltri, First Mate: I do sir. I do.
- Mr. Sparks, the Tennis Pro: Powerful enough to snap the neck of a small beast, and yet sensitive enough to caress the tender throat of a young castrato. Coax a song out of him.”

Billy Connolly - Mr. Sparks, the Tennis Pro
Tony Shalhoub - Voltri, First Mate

“Over yonder, they do not love your flesh. Oh, my people... they do not love your hands. Those, they only use, tie, bind, chop off and leave empty! Love your hands! Raise them up, and kiss them.”
Beah Richards - Baby Suggs

“- Inigo Montoya: I do not mean to pry, but you don't by any chance happen to have six fingers on your right hand?
- Westley: Do you always begin conversations this way?”
Mandy Patinkin - Inigo Montoya
Cary Elwes - Westley

“Do you imagine those hands are hot or cold? Just think what a single snip could do.”
Kathy Baker - Joyce