“Dr. Covey-What's her problem?
Kitty-Moon day?
Dr. Covey-'Moon day'? Menstruation is science. Nothing to do with the moon.
Kitty-Says you, Doctor Man. But the goddess within says it's a sacred rhythm that represents the deepest cycle of womanhood.”
John Corbett - Dr. Covey

“- Alice: That's odd he knew I drank vodka tonics. I never told him.
- Des: It's uncanny.
- Alice: You mean it's a complete cliché? All women recentcollege graduates drink vodka tonics, or something like that?
- Des: Well, maybe.”
Chloë Sevigny - Alice
Chris Eigeman - Des

- Eddie Lampell: The key to pleasing a woman is sweet talk. "You're so beautiful. Have you lost weight? And then there are the three words that always seal the deal for me...".
- Chase Hammond: "Another tequila shot?".
Jordan Bridges - Eddie Lampell
Adrian Grenier - Chase Hammond

“In the next room, gentlemen, is the finest food, drink and pussy in New York at a price.”
Bob Hoskins - Owney Madden

“- Leonard Eels: All women are wonders, because they reduce all men to the obvious.
- Meta Carson: So do martinis.”
Ken Niles - Leonard Eels
Rhonda Fleming - Meta Carson