“Are they human or are they fat, wheezing animals, hmm? And what happens to animals when they get too fat and too old?”

Joseph Cotten - Charlie Oakley

“I'm a widower. That's like catnip to a cat, in a town where the ladies outnumber you ten to one.”
James Garner - Murphy Jones

“- Jerome Lurie: Your claim is worthless without your husband alive. See for yourself... second paragraph. Now, ma'am, I'm sorry but it's the law. Surely you understand that.
- Anita Crown: Yes, I understand that. I was worthless until I married. So now, I guess I'm worthless as a widow. Funny, I had some value as a whore.”
Mark Carlton - Lawyer Lurie
Mary Stuart Masterson - Anita Crown

“In my country, man never tell a woman he is sorry about anything... ever! If you had father, you would know that.”

Keith Chin - Prince Chulalongkorn

“- Mother-in-Law: In my day, the women stayed home. Not the lazy men.
- Bobby Davis: In your day, men were busy building pyramids! How long ago was that?”
Bebe Drake - Mother-in-Law
Martin Lawrence - Bobby Davis