“Man how the hell can they call Pluto a planet? No motherfucking planet has an elliptical orbit. This shit don't make no sense.”
Jerod Mixon - Shonté Jr.

“- Ron Burgundy: Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.
- Brian Fantana: They've done studies, you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.
- Ron Burgundy: That doesn't make sense.”

Will Ferrell - Ron Burgundy
Paul Rudd - Brian Fantana

“- Christine: Why don't you put your money where your mouth is?
- Hawk: Why don't you lick my hairy crack?
- Christine: Why don't you bend over, you're lookin' right at it!
- Lex: That last remark fell about 30 yards away from makin' any sense whatsoever!”
Natasha Lyonne - Christine
Edward Furlong - Hawk
Giuseppe Andrews - Lex

“A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men.”
Gene Wilder - Willy Wonka

“- Guildenstern: I think I have it. A man talking sense to himself is no madder than a man talking nonsense not to himself.
- Rosencrantz: Or just as mad.”
Tim Roth - Guildenstern
Gary Leonard Oldman - Rosencrantz