“Imagine a giant cockroach, with unlimited strength, a massive inferiority complex, and a real short temper, is tear-assing around Manhattan island in a brand new Edgar suit. That sound like fun?”

Tommy Lee Jones - Kay

“That could have been your head David.”

Paul Reubens - Max

“- Harry: It's flying away! Is that a bad thing?
- Ira: Only if you're a human being.”

Orlando Jones - Harry
David Duchovny - Ira

“- Col. Colin Caine: She's not human she's an alien, she'll destroy you!
- Col. Tom Carlsen: She destroyed worlds...”
Peter Firth - Col. Colin Caine
Steve Railsback - Col. Tom Carlsen

“Look, when a vastly superior alien culture comes all this way to take over your world, certain basic laws of planetary conquest apply. For example, when someone points a Quad Vectored Hypo Thermic Cosmo Blaster at you, it's a fair bet you are about to become toast.”
Tommy Madden - Giggywig