“- Alise: You think I'm stupid or what? You think I can't see?
- Cappie: No, I don't think you're stupid. But I think you're overreacting.
- Alise: Every time I turn around, you're walking with her or talking with her or looking at her or smiling at her.”

Courtney Thorne-Smith - Alise
Charlie Sheen - Cappie

“- Sir Mason Harwood: Why do you both bicker so much?
- Margaret Harwood: Because we're both jealous. Richard is jealous of everyone who is better than him, which includes every living creature. I'm jealous because I really care about wine. I love it! Yet I'm treated like a servant while he gets every opportunity that comes along!”

Ian Richardson - Sir Mason Harwood
Penelope Ann Miller - Margaret Harwood

“I feel 5 pounds lighter ... What? ... Jealous?”

John Witherspoon - Mr. Jones

“- Merryweather: I'd like to turn her into a fat old hop toad.
- Fauna: Now, dear, that isn't a very nice thing to say.
- Flora: Besides, we can't. You know our magic doesn't work that way.
- Fauna: It can only do good, dear, to bring joy and happiness.
- Merryweather: Well, that would make me happy.”
Barbara Luddy - Merryweather
Barbara Jo Allen - Fauna
Verna Felton - Flora

“I was jealous. I was sore because he could offer you the kind of life I can't give you.”

Cary Grant - Walter Burns