“I play hockey and I fornicate, 'cause those are the two most fun things to do in cold weather.”
Ron Eldard - Skank' Marden

“I just made myself a little promise: no more endin' up naked with some girl I don't even know what her name is.”
Viggo Mortensen - Eddie Boone

“- Lisa: Promise me you'll never die.
- Gary Johnston: You know I can't promise that.
- Lisa: If you did that, I would make love to you right now.
- Gary Johnston: I promise I'll never die.”
Kristen Miller - Lisa
Trey Parker - Gary Johnston

“- Annuka: Is the Blackrobe a demon? He must be. Blackrobes never have sex with women.
- Daniel: It's a promise they make to their God.
- Annuka: Why make a promise like that?
- Daniel: Strange, isn't it?”
Sandrine Holt - Annuka
Aden Young - Daniel

“You see, after the game, a lot of guys like to ice up their arm. Still, other fellas think that heat is the way to go. But I have discovered the secret, Henry... hot ice! I heat up... the ice cubes! It's the best of both worlds!”
Daniel Stern - Brickma